One day, I met a giant crab named Lavendra as I patrolled in the northern swamp of decay.
As soon as it saw me, it started to chase after me. I must've looked like a giant hamburger to it! I managed to escape, but I still have a scar from where it pinched me with its claw.
You should avenge my tiny scar by killing that darn crab! It may never fully fade, and I'll be a deformed freak all my life. Deformed, I tell you!