Since the start of the war, bigger has been better. I think maybe they're compensating for something, if you get my drift.
I get it, though. Check out the Two-Headed Lizard Knight over there. Our enemies have a plush cushion to protect their backsides from the rough hides of their mounts.
Please take them down, and bring me back some cushions! My butt is getting more and more chafed by the hour, so hurry!
Where are the big cushions I requested? Yahung's smile fell as he realized you were empty-handed.
Quick, bring me those cushions! I want to put them on my beloved mount; it'll really help with that nasty saddle rash I've been fighting lately. Oops, was that TMI?