You're not here for the Kalnis Treasure, are you? Fonfonbi studied you carefully.
If you wish to meet Ardenis, you must test yourself against the True Black Bone Pirates first. They've been slacking off lately and could use a good kick in the pants.
Our master is interested in expert fighters. I will tell Master about your visit during the fight.
We treat visiting Sprite messengers well. If you're frightened, go home; we won't stop you.
Give those slackers a wake-up call.
Especially the really... big... one.
They call him the Ultimate Weaponbot. He's been getting uppity lately. Knock him down to size! Figuratively, of course. He's like 60 tons of metal. Fonfonbi snickered.