I'll never make the commander's deadline at this rate. Those jelly beasts are more troublesome than I thought.
The Guard must've sent you to help! Can you help me get rid of the jelly beasts? I'll make sure you get a cut.
Obsidian Ridge is so strange. Why do we have to do everything ourselves? We are the Kaslow Guard; we have better things to do!
No use dwelling on something I can't change, I guess. Talk to Faynichen, and find out why everyone here is so unfriendly to us.
What? Doesn't the Praetorian Guard have anything better to do? All they do is ask for free food and drink. They are driving Obsidian Ridge out of business! It's their fault the quarry business is on the rocks! Faynichen grumbled.
We don't care who you are or how great you think you are. We just want to live in peace. Please leave our town!