Ow... my stomach!! Zala rolled on the ground, clutching his belly.
The entire Guard is either throwing up or having the runs. Was there something in the water we drank last night?
You seem fine, %n%. You've got to find the cause; you're the only one who can be farther than 3 feet from a toilet!
This had better not be the work of Ardenis's minion.
The Guard has been in a state of chaos all morning. Do you know why? Zala gasped. All color drained from his face.
I never expected the great and mighty Guard to be felled by tummy aches.
Just wait until I find out who's responsible for - owwww! Zala clutched his rumbling belly and ran for the bathroom.