(The repair manual is filled with text and pictures.)
-Funny Noise 50: Bearing Roller Assembly-
The Funny Noise 50 uses the latest bearing connection. Installation instructions are as follow:
1. As shown in Fig. A and B, push the bearing to the crankshaft trough, then turn and close the crankshaft cover firmly. Make sure that the bearing can slide freely then loosen the crankshaft cover. Don't use the bearing when relaxing...
(You realize that unless you have the actual parts in your hand, there is no way you'll ever understand the instructions in the manual...)
(Looks like you have to get the parts mentioned first.)
(You flip through this mind-numbing book in search of something interesting.)
-Funny Noise 50 Special Mode-
The Funny Noise 50 is not only easy to maintain and install, but is also reliable and features an Turbo Mode for enhanced performance.
This feature can only be enabled through special adjustments. Users should not attempt to activate this mode on their own, but should seek a licensed professional should they wish to perform the necessary modifications.