It's been quite a while since I went to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion. The spiders in that area really ruined it for me. They crawl all over you if they get the chance, and they spin giant, sticky webs. And wouldn't you know, the last time I walked past, one of them knitted 'SOME PIG' into the web! What a nerve! I mean, yes, I've put on some weight over the holidays, but that's just rude.
Please do me a favor and squish the uncouth spiders blocking the way to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion.
When can I go to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion again without fear of being insulted by arachnids?
The woods are quite serene. When you're there, it's as though you're in another world. You're transported away from the chaos of everyday life. It's the perfect place to forget that a bunch of spiders called you fat.