I am the most interesting man alive.
I don't always drink wine, but when I do, I drink Bold Wilderness Wine, Bend purred, pulling out a wine bottle.
What?! It's empty? How am I supposed to be interesting without wine?
Do me a favor and kill some Mountain Bears and Male Highland Elk. Give me their gall and antlers, and I'll make more of my wine! What, isn't all wine made from bile and antler grindings?