I need to talk to you about something. Please hear me out.
The Parasitized Leopard that lives deep in this forest is covered with a very odd fungus. If you can get the fungus off the leopard, you can tan it and make an excellent pelt that only smells a little like rotten mushrooms.
Please collect some of the fungus for me. I will take as much as you can get. I know it'll help me get rich, just as soon as this pesky war ends.
How many skins have you collected?
I'm pretty good at figuring out new fads and trends. People are going to be obsessed with wearing fungus, mark my words! Hey, stop laughing!